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> Just a drunk bear 🌠
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I'm a lazy sleepy head who draws and writes lewd stories sometimes.
I like beer, whiskey, and shitty humor.

NSFW occasionally.

My Inbox is open.
Feel free to send me messages!

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Anonymous sent:
What's your #1 sexual fantasy?

cr-est:

Somebody just throwing a million dollars on to my naked body and then leaving.

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saturdaynightbigcocksalaryman:

sorry losers but looks like I’m finally popular in hot babe side of tumblr. I am going to have sex tonight

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mygayisshowing:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

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me naked in a sewer with a pointy hat on:
o goddess of sin forgive me all my evils
goddess of sin:
there is nothing to forgive. you are pure
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stormingtheivory:

memory-of-amalgamy:

I present: a well-composed meme

This has gone too far.

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zooophagous:

wheremyscalesslither:

mommarowen:

Just look at this doofus. Sir Lancelotl just loves his bubbles

PRECIOUS BB

YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINK

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lordranandbeyond:

Kirk’s Thorny Fan Club

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disismars:

tfw ur crush has low self esteem

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phallocentricfascism:

“so what do you like to do for fun?”

image

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A video posted by Proud Shibas (@proudshibas) on

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sweetoothgirl:

Halloween Pumpkin Punch

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Don’t talk to me or my 50 billion boyfriends ever again
probably Kylee henke (via ollie-the-trashcan)
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